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101 Redneck Jokes: Become the Envy of Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and other NRA-Totin Hillbillies (also makes a great gift!) (101 Jokes) Steve White

101 Redneck Jokes: Become the Envy of Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy, and other NRA-Totin Hillbillies (also makes a great gift!) (101 Jokes)

Steve White

Published May 1st 2012
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Kindle Edition
47 pages
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Edna Mae fell in love,And planned to marry Jed.She was so happy about it all,She told her Papa so.Pappy told her, Edna Mae,Youll have to find another.Id just as soon your Ma dont know,But Jed is your half-brother.So Edna Mae forgot bout Jed,AndMoreEdna Mae fell in love,And planned to marry Jed.She was so happy about it all,She told her Papa so.Pappy told her, Edna Mae,Youll have to find another.Id just as soon your Ma dont know,But Jed is your half-brother.So Edna Mae forgot bout Jed,And planned to marry Will,But after telling Papa this,He said, Yup, theres trouble still.You cant marry him, Edna Mae,And please dont tell your mother,Shed up and faint if she heardThat Will is your half-brother.But Mama knew and so she said,Do what makes you happy.Marry Jed or marry Will,At least they aint your Pappy!Whether that poem made you laugh, made you cringe, or made you check your birth certificate, you will find something to love (or something to take outside and shoot) in this uncensored collection of 101 jokes about fatherly love, trailer parks, and questionable hygiene.Say, that reminds me, why dont rednecks take offense to redneck joke books?Cuz they cant read em!Looking for a book that will make you the center of attention at yuppie parties, get you laid by hot sorority chicks (guaranteed*), and make every resident of West Virginia go ape (literally)? Youve found it! What are you waiting for? Click the little buy button and revel in the revelry.* Definitely NOT a guarantee! What are ya, blonde? (Say, that reminds me: You should buy my book, 101 Blonde Jokes, too!)